Friday, January 24, 2014

What Kids Say....

Yesterday was a particularly amusing day with my children.  I was giggling from the time I got home from work to the time I went to bed.  Here are a few of the great moments.
1. Me: Singing "So what?! I'm still a rock star!" 3 year old: "Mommy! Shh!!! Be a quiet rock star!"
2. 7 year old: "Mommy you can sing kind of like P!nk, but you are not as strong as she is.  Maybe you should work on that."
3. 3 year old watches a video of P!nk dancing in the air and then wants me to help her do back flips.  I ask her if she wants to be like P!nk.  "No. I be yellow."
4. 7 year old: "Mommy, you need more fun.  Let's have a beach party!" So we went downstairs both Wednesday and Thursday and laid out blue blankets and played beach.  Yay for January!
5. Upon seeing that there will be a sing a long Frozen in the theaters...7 year old: "Will it be a competition? I hope so cause I know we will win."
6.  3 year old: We get mango milk from Gossners in Logan (THANK YOU STEPHANIE!!!). 3 year old spent much of the afternoon tutoring me that it was mango milk, NOT chocolate milk.
7. 7 year old: "Mommy I broke something.  I am sorry.  Don't worry, it's fine, Grandma will fix it."  That's right. GrandMA, not GrandPA.  That's the way our home goes.
8. 3 year old: "I LOVE BLOCKS!! Thank you Mommy! Thank you Stephanie! Thank you blocks!!"
9.  Me: Big Bang Theory is a Rerun. 7 year old: "Oh Mom, they need days off too!  It's okay.  It will be new again soon!  I can make you laugh instead!"
10. 7 year old: Who are you texting? Me: Amanda. 7 year old: Oh.  She is important.  But let her know she is not as important as me.
11.  3 year old made up songs all night long.  Not sure even still what she was singing about.
12. 7 year old: "Mom can we have a campout on the floor?! Please!! The floor is comfy!"
13.  Me: "You can sleep on the floor.  I will sleep on my bed." 3 year old: "Why?!" Me: "The floor makes my back hurt.".  7 year old: "But why?!" Me: "Because I am old" 7 year old: "You are not! Old people use canes and have wrinkles and gray hair." Me: "I dye my hair" 7 year old: "Oh.  I thought it was cause you liked colors."
14.  7 year old: "How old is P!nk?" Me: "She is my age." 7 year old: "I bet she sleeps on the floor with her daughter!"
15.  Middle of the night, 7 year old comes into my room.  "Mom...you were right.  The floor is not comfy! Does that mean I am old?"

I love these kids!

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